Dragonball Nauseation

Stepping away from my usual save-the-planet line of attack, I chose my words carefully to speak of junk, that i believe should have stayed in the trunk.

I was actually glad that I thought Dragonball Evolution was a lousy movie made for people of extremely limited mental capabilities. Why was I glad? Because I finally saw a movie that I completely hated for how bad it was. I was beginning to doubt that I had any standards left, since I was impressed with almost all of the movies that I saw recently.  

If this is what people like today, I'd rather watch Tom and Jerry turned into a live action movie. 

I dont know what was worse, the oh so predictable storyline, the random "east is wise and confusing" trip (with random dudes chanting "Om Namah Shivya" and Chow Yun Fat saying "
Namaste" as a goodbye to Ernie Hudson)!!!! 

I beg you, young Americans and second generation american-asians (this never includes indians btw its only people that look Chinese/Korean/Jap/Philipino), please please please don't come to the east to discover yourself if this is what you discover!

If Dragonball is a success, then it is proven that humanity is getting dumber. If not, there is still hope.

Also, if you havent got it yet, as someone who liked Dragonball may not have, This is what I am telling you - If you liked Dragonball Evolution, the movie, you are really really stupid. Do you understand? "Namaste"