The Talebans business model

I asked a simple question on facebook "What is the talebans business model?" Didnt expect anything except the odd line, but Rohit Rathi truly gave it a go. This is an awesome answer - the split open income statement for the taleban :)

Revenues
- Sale of Dead Body Parts
- Sales of Girls to Rich Sheikhs
- Sales of Boys to Rich Sheikhs
- Moneys Received from Hijacking Operations
- Other Misc. Ransoms
- Booking of Protection Revenue as Period Income
- Gains resulting from shorting commodities of terrorized Nations

Expenses

RM Purchases
- Chemicals
- Nuclear Waste
- Bullets

Selling & Admin Expenses
- Recruitment
- Video Mfg. Charges
- Salaries
- Event Management Charges (for Executions and Public Flogging)
- Terror Planning Department
- One way Airline tickets purchased

Depreciation

Interest